Got this email today:
Last week, I reached out to you regarding A/R optimization at your company. I’d hate to come off as a pest again, so figured I’d propose a few convenient responses for you to choose from:
1) Schedule a meeting on Thursday, Jan 21 at 10 AM CT or Friday, Jan 22 at 9 AM CT to discuss our value proposition.
2) I'm busy, reach out to me after a month.
3) My responsibilities have changed and I’d be happy to redirect you to the concerned person.
4) I’ve been abducted by aliens: In that case, please let them know that we too have always dreamt of a UFO joyride.
Just me or this presumptuous, annoying, and mildly amusing all at once?