I have been working with my current office mate for a few years and we have our own language that others at the organization don't always understand. Last year we saw a meme that went:
Chat: "I can't"
Email: "I cannot"
Term paper of 3,000 words: "I am unable to can"
We are in communications so we both found this hilarious. Now whenever one of us is obviously trying to fill a piece of writing with fluff the other one with read over and mutter "I am unable to can." It kills me every time. What are your best inside work jokes or office quotes?