I have a friend who swings her moods way to much. She once complemented about how nice I am and then yelled at me saying I was useless. I told her how she said I was nice and she said it was sarcasm. She even told me to take a “ swan dive off a building.” I didn’t know what that meant and told one of my “close friends” about it and she said “ it means she wants you to die” and then ranted on about how her nails were and whether or not she should hook up with some sketchy guy. I replied with a “ I don’t know. Don’t you notice he is always asking for money?” Trying to look out for her, she shouted and said “ what do you know about having a boyfriend?! You don’t even have a real one b*tch.” Once she said that I left her. She kept saying where are you going?! Wait etc. At first I thought at least I have my best friend.. she was umm.. you know picking something outta her nostrils. We both laughed A then she ask why the long face. I told her and she said “ oh yeah there messed up man. Get ridda them” then I knew she was the right friend. So yeah that’s my story. I hope you people get those people who are toxic flying out your kitchen window. And the article/ story/ something to read helped me a lot and probably can help you pick out the rotten carrots in your fridge ( metaphor meaning that you can dump those toxic friends) and ya’ll are great friends probably in real life. <3