How could I have twisted my words with my manager so much??
I told my boss I wanted to have his babies (on accident!). My manager recently had a kid and he shared a brief intro to my coworkers with his wife and kids in the background. After his wife left the call, I turned, looked at him, and said, "I want to have your babies." What I MEANT was that I wanted to babysit them, but it came out completely wrong. I’m even still blushing about it –– as I’m so embarrassed. Ha! How could I have twisted my words so much? You live, you learn!